I shall regard this as one of my favorite titles thus far in my blogging experience-other than Star-Struck in Stirling, I mean come on, that is some amazing alliteration- because of its multidimensional meaning between two languages. Ropa in Spanish means clothes, and dope...well we all know what that means in English. Rope-a-dope is also a boxing fighting style commonly associated with Muhammad Ali in his 1974 Rumble in the Jungle match against George Foreman (Wikipedia). For me, it comes to represent my dopiness in relation to washing clothes down here in Colombia, get it? Ropa ...dope? Go ahead, feel free to laugh uncontrollably and admire my rapier wit...if not, I'll have this guy do something about it:
But in all seriousness, my first experience with washing clothes down here was not good. I moved into my unfurnished apartment about two months ago and didn't have any basic necessary appliances-a refrigerator or washing machine- for an extended period of time. Therefore, my strategy for addressing the needs that employ the use of such machines resulted in shopping for fresh produce in the street and cooking it before going bad, along with stretching my wardrobe to its max potential before washing it.
Now, my wardrobe lasted me almost three weeks. After about two and half, the need for clean socks and the bulge of my hamper obliged my clothes to speak to me, "For the sake of your hygiene and nose, please wash us." I still didn't have a washing machine, so what was a young he-buck like myself to do with this pile of sweat stains and lint? Well, the only option remaining was to face a monster that all men from all over have feared since the dawn of our existence: Handwashing their laundry.
Every dude hates laundry in general; separating whites from darks, colors, towels, folding them after, it really is a hastle. However, having to take each piece individually and wash it, rub it, ring it out, hang it, spank it...we are entering a whole new world of pain. Luckily, most apartments here have a washing sink for clothes because some families don't have the luxury of being able to purchase a washing machine. Therefore, the washboard was built into my abs, I mean second sink, on the other side of the kitchen. So I sat there, converting my plastic garbage can into bucket for my soap, and proceeded to wash, wash, and wash....and wash some more for a total of 2 and half hours. 2 AND A HALF HOURS. Wow, I mean the list of things I could have done with those 2 hours of my life. Let's list just a few:
-Watch a movie, preferably a spaghetti Western
-Read an R.L. Stine book
-Bake a cake
-Complete two P-90X workouts
-Shave my hairy hobbit feet
-Watch countless YouTube videos
-Write more annoying blogs to take up more of your time
Those are only a few things I could think of off the top of my head, there's plenty more where that came from baby. The final step, a big one that didn't come to mind beforehand, was....where am I going to hang all this sopping wet textile? I hadn't bought a drying rack yet, so my only option was to improvise. Here is the the photo evidence; it wasn't pretty.
Anyway, after completing this daunting task, I sat down and could only say one thing..."I need a sandwich." Just kidding, it was more like, "I need a washing machine." So, after my first battle with hand washing, I had to admit defeat and the war was over; a washing machine was purchased for my household within the a week. Got to love clearance sales and scratched during delivery machines. I don't give a hoot what it looks like, as long as I don't have to hand-wash clothes ever again.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Host Club...FINALLY
I think I need to mention some big news that I failed to report about a month and a half ago, pardon me, the first four months here have been a whirlwind of activity, but I lassoed that tornado and have been riding it like Pecos Bill ever since (kind of wish my Dad would have called me that growing up). Anyway, sometime in mid-October I went to my first Rotary meeting with the club that is my host club for the rest of my time here, which also means it is the same club of my host counselor. Her name is Laura Beatriz Pena, a lawyer who has recently become a member of Rotary-I had the pleasure of seeing her receive her official acceptance at our meeting last week. Laura is a gentle and extremely intelligent individual, whose capacity to probe and ask questions is unmatched. There are times when I think her inquisitiveness resembles that of a young child's mind, constantly sifting through the clutter of information to try and find the basic truth, without even realizing it. Guess that is why she is such a boss lawyer. She prepares some mean fajitas too. A few weeks ago she invited me over to her house for dinner with her son and mother who also live there. I'm not joking, these were the best fajitas I've had in a long time. However, all that considered, I would have to say I feel thankful to have such a pro-active and genuine host counselor like Laura.
But...back to the the first meeting at my club of Medellin-Nutibara. This club is more to my liking, seeing that they have about 20 members, which in my eyes is a more manageable group. The first club I visited here had like 100 members-way too big. This group of Nutibara is great because they come from all facets of life: medecine, law, engineering, academia, entrepreneurs, etc. Not to mention, they have a nice spot reserved for meetings; a nice little country club tucked up in eastern hills of Medellin with a great view of the city, especially at night. From the balconies, looking out, it seems like a bunch of stars fell from the heavens and landed all over the Valley of Aburra(valley in which Medellin lies). So, as commanded by Rotary International's central command, I introduced myself to the club and gave my 15 minute powerpoint presentation on who I am, where I come from, why I came to Medellin, and how this club and my club back home in Allison Park, PA can work together to carry out an international project. After that, I sat down to share a nice chicken dinner with the rest of the club(winner winner chicken dinner, one of the many perks of being an ambassadorial scholar).
After dinner, it was time for some prime time publicity. The photo shoot was quick and painless, not awkward at all, well, except for when the one Rotarian couldn't figure out the zoom button. When all was said and done, I could honestly say that this club felt right for me in my gut...or maybe it was just the feeling of contentedness that comes from being full after a nice meal. Hopefully, it was both.
Check out the pic below!:
But...back to the the first meeting at my club of Medellin-Nutibara. This club is more to my liking, seeing that they have about 20 members, which in my eyes is a more manageable group. The first club I visited here had like 100 members-way too big. This group of Nutibara is great because they come from all facets of life: medecine, law, engineering, academia, entrepreneurs, etc. Not to mention, they have a nice spot reserved for meetings; a nice little country club tucked up in eastern hills of Medellin with a great view of the city, especially at night. From the balconies, looking out, it seems like a bunch of stars fell from the heavens and landed all over the Valley of Aburra(valley in which Medellin lies). So, as commanded by Rotary International's central command, I introduced myself to the club and gave my 15 minute powerpoint presentation on who I am, where I come from, why I came to Medellin, and how this club and my club back home in Allison Park, PA can work together to carry out an international project. After that, I sat down to share a nice chicken dinner with the rest of the club(winner winner chicken dinner, one of the many perks of being an ambassadorial scholar).
After dinner, it was time for some prime time publicity. The photo shoot was quick and painless, not awkward at all, well, except for when the one Rotarian couldn't figure out the zoom button. When all was said and done, I could honestly say that this club felt right for me in my gut...or maybe it was just the feeling of contentedness that comes from being full after a nice meal. Hopefully, it was both.
Check out the pic below!:
Sunday, December 2, 2012
I'm going down to Cali, to Cali, to Cali...
There are sometimes trips that come along that one really can't explain why they were booked; sometimes the wanderlust in our subconscious creeps out of his cage to stage a coup in the deep recesses of our brains. This I believe is what led to my recent trip to Cali- no, not the state of California, rather the city in western Colombia. Yeah, LL Cool J? He wasn't along for this ride.
It all starts three weeks ago, when my buddy Shayanne was talking to me about the city; salsa capital of the world, warm weather, beautiful women- staple subjects of normal conversations in Colombia. Later that day, I was bored and just started looking up flights, and before I knew it, the AMEX card got whipped out and I was headed to Cali in two weeks time. Again, no rhyme or reason for my purchase...it just happened. However, in the few days before my departure, I started to second guess my decision. I didn't know anyone where I was going, I heard the city was quite dangerous,and I was staying at a hostel( I hate sharing living spaces with strangers, especially backpackers).
Despite last minutes jitters, I boarded the plane and headed to Cali. The hostel was great actually, with super friendly staff that arranged airport pickup: so clutch. Second, they offered free salsa lessons everyday. I got there at midnight on Thursday and went straight to bed. It was quite a strange feeling being in a hostel again, but for $8 per night, you can't beat it. I have to admit it, in my somewhat extensive traveling experience, I may have developed into a bit of a travel snob, meaning I don't go to hostels, I avoid other travelers, etc. However, being in a hostel again and traveling with just a small backpack, I couldn't help feeling a renewed sense of adventure that I haven't experienced for some time.
So I woke up Friday morning and saw Jovitas, my hostel, for the first time. Surprisingly the whole weekend, the hostel remained sparsely populated. It was a large colonial home, so high ceilings and brilliantly painted walls with a courtyard in the middle of the plaza that had hammocks strung up all over, making for a pretty chill environment. After heading outside for some air, I decided to get some breakfast. I went to a random bakery and ordered an omelet the size of my forearm for $2, I mean it must have been made with at least 4 or 5 eggs. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry until dusk. It was hot and sunny, so I decided to grab a book from the hostel library and head to a park or cafe. Now this was a fun process because a hostels library is usually so diverse and random, each pull can be quite the experience. They had everything from a learn Japanese language book to the New Testament in Spanish to some random Lord of the Rings knock off about the God Gildron and the stealing of the magic orb of Gorbitron...However, I spotted my sought after lyrical treasure and knew it had to be-The Irish Reader. It was a thick book that had once been a deep green, but had since been caked in dust and dirt giving it an entirely new color, a color attesting to its long hard fought battle with time; and clearly it had been a war of attrition. And it's in moments like these in life when you have the rare occasion to see something that by most standards would be considered ugly and tired, as something of beauty. That is why it is so enjoyable to read old books, it's not just the appearance, but the feel of its worn pages slipping through the tips of your fingers and the smell that seems to linger until your nose becomes accustomed to it. That is what I could say about this book; a collection of short stories, plays, and other works of fiction by some of the greatest Irish writers of all time.
So with my old friend in hand, I proceeded to San Antonio church. Sweet, boring view of the city. So then I headed to a nearby cafe, where I had some espresso and read the Ride of Seafarer and The Weaver's Grave. After, a long day of total solitude and being a hermit, my soul was yearning for some human interaction. I headed back to the hostel and met Will Spellman- A Londoner who has been living in Cali and is a good friend of my friend in Medellin. We chatted for a bit, hit if off, and decided to go grab some beers on a rooftop bar, $1 each. Now I know why he decided to stay here. After heading back to the hostel for some free salsa lessons, actually more like a workout, we showered and headed out to a live Graffiti art show by some French and German dudes. So before we proceed any further, maybe it would be better if we go over some short, descriptive bios of the characters:
Me: The precarious, young, clever, handsome, outgoing, humorous, did I mention good looking, gringo from Medellin looking to discover Cali.
Will: The Captain as I like to call him, the super cool Londoner who left the rain and cold of good ole England to live Colombia and learn Spanish. Basically my guide the whole weekend...we drank beers and stuff too.
Bernie: Bernie is an Irishman from Cork, Ireland. Who is passing through Colombia on holiday and loves learning Salsa. His witty humor and frankness always kept the conversation interesting.
Marcela: Filmmaker from Bogota with a hardworking attitude. Typical rough exterior of a Bogota resident, but a true sweetheart once you get to know her. Fancies butter on her arepas.
Andy: The proverbial Scotsman. Listening to him was like stand up comedy. His accent combined with his ability to tell a story, made even the most standard conversations hilarious.
Friday night, we drank and talked, getting to know each other better. Saturday on the other hand was much different. I got up at 10:00am and went to Crossfit in Cali. I came back to go grab some lunch with Will at a cafe called Macanudo. Later we went back to the hammocks at the hostel, lounged, then got ready to go out. We first went to the zona rosa which is like the richy part of town where young professionals go out, go figure, the name of the bar we went to was called Bourbon Street. After polishing off some Jack Daniels, we headed to a club called Favela. Will, myself, and some others from the hostel. Pretty standard night, we danced some salsa with some ladies, talked, and headed back to the hostel, nothing crazy.
Sunday, we headed to a hip hop concert in a large concert venue/park. Other than having the most inept and annoying MC of all time, some of the artists weren't too bad. Typically, I can't enjoy live hip-hop, but the DJs and the sound system were great. They even broke it up with some breakdancing crews coming out to perform on stage. So after 4 hours of hair of the dog, we headed back home. Andy, Will, and I all chilled on my last night in Cali, mainly just talking and telling jokes, most of which were made by Andy.
After this weekend, I can truly say Cali broke the mold of bad stereotypes surrounding it. I found it to be a warm and colorful place, full of life. I will definitely be returning soon. I mean $80 roundtrip flight that lasts an hour, who could pass that up?
It all starts three weeks ago, when my buddy Shayanne was talking to me about the city; salsa capital of the world, warm weather, beautiful women- staple subjects of normal conversations in Colombia. Later that day, I was bored and just started looking up flights, and before I knew it, the AMEX card got whipped out and I was headed to Cali in two weeks time. Again, no rhyme or reason for my purchase...it just happened. However, in the few days before my departure, I started to second guess my decision. I didn't know anyone where I was going, I heard the city was quite dangerous,and I was staying at a hostel( I hate sharing living spaces with strangers, especially backpackers).
Despite last minutes jitters, I boarded the plane and headed to Cali. The hostel was great actually, with super friendly staff that arranged airport pickup: so clutch. Second, they offered free salsa lessons everyday. I got there at midnight on Thursday and went straight to bed. It was quite a strange feeling being in a hostel again, but for $8 per night, you can't beat it. I have to admit it, in my somewhat extensive traveling experience, I may have developed into a bit of a travel snob, meaning I don't go to hostels, I avoid other travelers, etc. However, being in a hostel again and traveling with just a small backpack, I couldn't help feeling a renewed sense of adventure that I haven't experienced for some time.
So I woke up Friday morning and saw Jovitas, my hostel, for the first time. Surprisingly the whole weekend, the hostel remained sparsely populated. It was a large colonial home, so high ceilings and brilliantly painted walls with a courtyard in the middle of the plaza that had hammocks strung up all over, making for a pretty chill environment. After heading outside for some air, I decided to get some breakfast. I went to a random bakery and ordered an omelet the size of my forearm for $2, I mean it must have been made with at least 4 or 5 eggs. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry until dusk. It was hot and sunny, so I decided to grab a book from the hostel library and head to a park or cafe. Now this was a fun process because a hostels library is usually so diverse and random, each pull can be quite the experience. They had everything from a learn Japanese language book to the New Testament in Spanish to some random Lord of the Rings knock off about the God Gildron and the stealing of the magic orb of Gorbitron...However, I spotted my sought after lyrical treasure and knew it had to be-The Irish Reader. It was a thick book that had once been a deep green, but had since been caked in dust and dirt giving it an entirely new color, a color attesting to its long hard fought battle with time; and clearly it had been a war of attrition. And it's in moments like these in life when you have the rare occasion to see something that by most standards would be considered ugly and tired, as something of beauty. That is why it is so enjoyable to read old books, it's not just the appearance, but the feel of its worn pages slipping through the tips of your fingers and the smell that seems to linger until your nose becomes accustomed to it. That is what I could say about this book; a collection of short stories, plays, and other works of fiction by some of the greatest Irish writers of all time.
So with my old friend in hand, I proceeded to San Antonio church. Sweet, boring view of the city. So then I headed to a nearby cafe, where I had some espresso and read the Ride of Seafarer and The Weaver's Grave. After, a long day of total solitude and being a hermit, my soul was yearning for some human interaction. I headed back to the hostel and met Will Spellman- A Londoner who has been living in Cali and is a good friend of my friend in Medellin. We chatted for a bit, hit if off, and decided to go grab some beers on a rooftop bar, $1 each. Now I know why he decided to stay here. After heading back to the hostel for some free salsa lessons, actually more like a workout, we showered and headed out to a live Graffiti art show by some French and German dudes. So before we proceed any further, maybe it would be better if we go over some short, descriptive bios of the characters:
Me: The precarious, young, clever, handsome, outgoing, humorous, did I mention good looking, gringo from Medellin looking to discover Cali.
Will: The Captain as I like to call him, the super cool Londoner who left the rain and cold of good ole England to live Colombia and learn Spanish. Basically my guide the whole weekend...we drank beers and stuff too.
Bernie: Bernie is an Irishman from Cork, Ireland. Who is passing through Colombia on holiday and loves learning Salsa. His witty humor and frankness always kept the conversation interesting.
Marcela: Filmmaker from Bogota with a hardworking attitude. Typical rough exterior of a Bogota resident, but a true sweetheart once you get to know her. Fancies butter on her arepas.
Andy: The proverbial Scotsman. Listening to him was like stand up comedy. His accent combined with his ability to tell a story, made even the most standard conversations hilarious.
Friday night, we drank and talked, getting to know each other better. Saturday on the other hand was much different. I got up at 10:00am and went to Crossfit in Cali. I came back to go grab some lunch with Will at a cafe called Macanudo. Later we went back to the hammocks at the hostel, lounged, then got ready to go out. We first went to the zona rosa which is like the richy part of town where young professionals go out, go figure, the name of the bar we went to was called Bourbon Street. After polishing off some Jack Daniels, we headed to a club called Favela. Will, myself, and some others from the hostel. Pretty standard night, we danced some salsa with some ladies, talked, and headed back to the hostel, nothing crazy.
Sunday, we headed to a hip hop concert in a large concert venue/park. Other than having the most inept and annoying MC of all time, some of the artists weren't too bad. Typically, I can't enjoy live hip-hop, but the DJs and the sound system were great. They even broke it up with some breakdancing crews coming out to perform on stage. So after 4 hours of hair of the dog, we headed back home. Andy, Will, and I all chilled on my last night in Cali, mainly just talking and telling jokes, most of which were made by Andy.
After this weekend, I can truly say Cali broke the mold of bad stereotypes surrounding it. I found it to be a warm and colorful place, full of life. I will definitely be returning soon. I mean $80 roundtrip flight that lasts an hour, who could pass that up?
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